YOU WATCH TOO MUCH DBZ WHEN....

-You try to warn everyone you meet that Saiyans are trying to blow up the planet
-You imitate all of Goku's moves on T.V.
-You realized your Kame-Hame-Ha didn't work like you thought it did.
-Your parents and friends start calling you Goku.
-You think that this list is your To Do list and the DBZ faq's are your bible
-You recite 50 DBZ characters instead of 50 states in front of your history teacher.
-You have dreams of fighting side by side with Goku.
-You decide to name your sons: Gohan, Goten and Trunks and Your daughters: Pan, Bra and Marron.
-You try to collect 7 rocks in your backyard and make a wish.
-For Easter, You look for DragonBalls instead of eggs.
-Your barber comes up with your own custom cut called the "Goku Cut"
-You think you have a black belt in karate after watching two seasons of DBZ
-You constantly look for a tail on your backside
-You think you have the ability to power up.
-You call your girlfriend Chichi or Bulma
-You totally lose your mind trying to make a device to manipulate the earth's gravity so you can train for the upcoming saiyan invaders-or so you say.
-You dye your hair yellow to look like a super saiyan.
-You get into a fight and call on nature for a spirit bomb
-You jump out of a plane to try to ride on a cloud
-You decide to commit suicide so that you can train under king Kai.
-You are afraid of the moon because of its' weird effects on you - monkey wise
-You start to look like Majin Buu.
-Your idol is Mr. Satan
-You think that baked beans will just be as good as senzu beans so you decide to eat lots of them - with undesired effects.
-You made yourself sick to look like cell.
-You tried to grow your own "Tree Of Might" in your backyard
-You have memorized DBZ Series 1-3, and can act them out while the episodes are playing in the background
-You know 'Zarbon Transformed' by heart, and claim that Zarbon cheated and Vegeta could have easily kicked his/her butt.
-You say you're Zarbon. You listen to yourself about it, too. In fact, you probably even answer yourself
-You try to do everything vegeta does
-You claim you can do the Kame-Hame-Ha!!
-You try to find a biography on one of the characters to do a book report on
-You write a class story about the characters from the show fighting aginist the Sailor Scouts.
-You do 10,000 sit ups and all other aerobic activites 100x earth's gravity to try to become a super sayain
-You dress up as Goku for Halloween, but all strangers think your a kung-fu ninja guy instead of a guy from DBZ
-You paint yourself red and claim to be doing 10X kaioken attack
-You color a piece of paper orange and wad it up and scream out kame-hame-ha and throw it at someone
-You get Bulma's dad to invent for you
-You ask NASA if they are ever going to have a space mission to Namek
-You think you can stop a blast by covering your arms
-You go to your local Cards and Comic book store to get DBZ stuff
-You find DBZ comics,but you just can't find baseball cards with Yamcha on them
-You name your pet oolong and try to make him shift shapes
-You dress up as goku for pep rallys
-You call the short kid that plays bass drum in your band Chouzu
-Your friend tells you that he is Vegita, boy of destiny
-You tell your dad your moving out because he called it DragonNut X
-You tell people you are Reverend Krillin
-You form a school club called The Dragon Ball Club
-You have a cricket as a pet and name it Gregory
-You put a TV antenna on your head and hold your breath to look like King Kai
-You ask a friend who does they think will win in a fight between Chi Chi and Sailor Mars
-You try to talk to that fat white cat on you street, thinking maybe you'll get lucky and he'll give you senzu beans.
-You can play the DBZ theme on every c-tuned instrument ever made
-You wave a Zippo lighter around in front of your friends yelling "BURNING ATTACK"
-You have created a Puar Beanie Baby, and are trying to market it
-You create Saiyen outfits and scouters for all of your sister's Barbie Dolls
-You have tried and and were ACTUALLY able to get your hair to look like Vegeta's
-You are also trying to market Puar blankets and throw pillows, and Talking Saiyen dolls, and a robotic clone of Yamcha
-You get into a fight and you grab a frisbee and yell "destructo disk"!
-You light yourself on fire and scream kaioken times 20!
-You get mad and file a complaint when you find out that the new episodes are on a channel that you don't have, but DBZ is also on at like 2:30 in the morning
-You decide to move to the Philippnes so that you can watch DBZ everyday, and you can get all DBZ stuff for cheap and before it comes out in America
-You try to find out if you can survive 20 energy blasts to the head and still be able to fight back
-You decide to do what Pual Revere did and ran all around the city at midnight shouting " the sayians are coming, the sayians are coming!" - then you find out you were watching a rerun and that they already came
-You totally beleive that DBZ is not a show, but actually TV News
-You can recite every episode of DBZ - flawlessly
-You're watching the LION KING and you call Scar, Yamcha
-You won't eat sausage because you think it was Oolong
-You ask if your grandfather dropped you on your head as a baby giving you a severe head injury
-You try selling Dragonball Z bumber stickers , door to door
-The class bully starts beating you up you yell "you better not mess with me, I'm super sayijn!!"
-You didn't cry when your grandma died because you knew you could bring her back to life with the dragon balls.
-You cut off your arm to see if you can regenerate it like Piccolo
-You through your little brother at a mountain to see if he has a hidden power
-You try to make a Dead Zone to send the jerk in 2nd hour to
-You go off into the wild to see if you can survive like Gohan
-You tell people that you are moving so fast that they can't see you because you've reached super sayjain
-You look for a girl who's father wears a viking helmet so you can get married an have a kid named Gohan.
-You go showing hair stylists a picture of Goku and ask if they can do that to your hair
-You claim you are an alien that was suppose to destroy the Earth
-You ask tailors if they can make Kame-sen suits
-You swear that Kame is is the protector of the Earth and that you and him are good friends
-You claim to have gotten Radditz in a Yamma lock and say you are the mighty King Yamma
-You eat bails of sleepy grass and stay awake
-You wear a hat with a glass ball on it and say you own a dragon ball
-You accomplish actually making your own Piccolo suit and paint your self green and try doing the special beam cannon
-You make the school weatherman into an anime character
-You eat tail steaks for breakfast
-You marry a woman named Videl and name your child Pan
-You say your father is the Worlds Strongest
-You poorly disguise yourself as a super hero and fight crime while your in college
-You try to take a tree down with a single kick
-You attempt to put out a fire using your kamehameha
-You talk to yourself in class and tell the teacher that you're talking to King Kai
-You stand in the middle of the street wearing a costume in a attempt to stop a getaway car using your foot.
-You claim that your closet is a doorway to another dimension
-You join a fighting tournament, demanding to face Mr. Satan
-You think you're the eldest Namek and you get punched for trying to release someone's hidden power
-You live in America and you give out your credit card number on the computer just to get a DBZ action figure from Japan
-You draw DBZ characters, cut them out, and put them all over your door. -You die your hair purple just to look like Trunks

-You call your boyfriend Trunks

-You try to date guys who look exactly like Trunks

-You write stories about your friend marrying Trunks and you dating Piccolo O_o

-You never miss a show

-You talk non stop about how DBZ rules

-You try to talk your best friend into doing the fusion dance with you